| English to Indonesian: funn | |
Source text - English
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. | Translation - Indonesian
Seorang pasangan pergi berlibur tetapi istrinya sedang dalam perjalanan bisnis sehingga ia pergi ke tujuan pertama dan istrinya akan bertemu dengannya pada hari berikutnya.
Ketika ia tiba di hotel, dia memutuskan untuk mengirim istrinya email cepat.
Sayangnya, ketika mengetik alamatnya, dia salah tulis surat dan catatan-nya diarahkan bukan untuk istri seorang pengkhotbah tua itu yang suaminya telah meninggal hanya sehari sebelumnya.
Ketika janda berduka memeriksa email, dia mengambil satu melihat monitor, menjerit menusuk, dan jatuh ke lantai dalam mati suri.
Pada suara, keluarganya bergegas masuk ke kamar dan melihat catatan ini di layar:
Istri tercinta,Baru saja check in Semuanya siap untuk kedatangan Anda besok. |
| English to Indonesian: funny 2 | |
Source text - English
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!” | Translation - Indonesian
Guru kelas meminta siswa menyebutkan hewan yang dimulai dengan "E". Satu anak laki-laki berkata, "Gajah."
Kemudian guru meminta hewan yang dimulai dengan "T". Anak laki-laki yang sama mengatakan, "Dua gajah."
Guru mengirimkan anak itu keluar dari kelas untuk perilaku buruk. Setelah itu ia meminta untuk awal hewan dengan "M".
Anak itu berteriak dari sisi lain dinding: "Mungkin gajah!" |
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